salty chocolate balls

Today for lunch I ate tandoori chicken and rice covered in tandoori chicken debris. Wait, I’m sorry, did I say tandoori chicken? What I mean is cinnamon chicken with fluorescent yellow stains on it. I hate to admit it, but this chicken was actually quite flavorful and appealing after I surgically removed the skin. What the fuck are they doing to the chicken skins down there? I mean, what the fuck?

This lunch also included complementary uncomfortable dialogue with Michael, aka The New Guy, who took over following Ash Berry’s mysterious disappearance from the hot food station. Michael’s strengths include food display and a pleasant, if sexually suggestive, demeanor. Michael’s weaknesses include portion control, cream cheese maintenance and care, and sandwich design.

2.5 stars.