panini vs. poop

Today for lunch I had a tomato, mozzarella, and basil panini and some Cape Cod Potato Chips. It was all quite tasty and almost considered getting some more food. However, my appetite was curbed when Steve regaled us with a tale of a homeless man defecating in subway station over the weekend. This prompted Jesse to share his stories of a homeless man crapping his pants on a bus.

Overall rating: 2 1/2 stars (with 1/2 star attributed to the delightful lunch conversation)