$17.49 never tasted so good
Dear soaking wet panties, I would like to apologize for the lack of lunch posts on my part. To be honest with you, my lunches have not really been blogworthy. But I'm not going to make any excuses. I'm a lazy bastard and I have no problem admitting that. To tell you the truth, I have been waiting for a groundbreaking meal to make my big comeback post. Alas, the day has come.
Today for lunch I went to Applebee's. Yeah, you heard me. Applebee's. It was magical. We all had trouble picking from the menu. There was so much to choose from and the pictures were so beautiful. Another reason we had a hard time picking is because apparently, to dine at an Applebee's in New York City, you need to be a millionaire. That shit is expensive! I finally decided on the Chicken Fried Chicken. Man oh man, was that tasty. Words can not even describe. A big slab of Fried Chicken, on top of a pile of Garlic Mashed Potatoes. And also some seasonal vegetables! Apparently, broccoli is in season now. Who knew?!
I wasn't able to finish my meal, seeing that an Applebee's entrée portion can easily feed a family of 6. But I made a decent dent in it. A Wild Cherry Pepsi helped wash all this magic down. Once I finished my Wild Cherry Pepsi the waitress immediately refilled my 16 oz cup and at this point I became concerned. Who needs that much Wild Cherry Pepsi? Certainly not I.
In conclusion, today's meal made quite an impression on me and my checking account. I would do it all again in a heartbeat. But next time, I'll be sure to wear sweatpants.
Overall rating: 1 million stars
Today for lunch I went to Applebee's. Yeah, you heard me. Applebee's. It was magical. We all had trouble picking from the menu. There was so much to choose from and the pictures were so beautiful. Another reason we had a hard time picking is because apparently, to dine at an Applebee's in New York City, you need to be a millionaire. That shit is expensive! I finally decided on the Chicken Fried Chicken. Man oh man, was that tasty. Words can not even describe. A big slab of Fried Chicken, on top of a pile of Garlic Mashed Potatoes. And also some seasonal vegetables! Apparently, broccoli is in season now. Who knew?!
I wasn't able to finish my meal, seeing that an Applebee's entrée portion can easily feed a family of 6. But I made a decent dent in it. A Wild Cherry Pepsi helped wash all this magic down. Once I finished my Wild Cherry Pepsi the waitress immediately refilled my 16 oz cup and at this point I became concerned. Who needs that much Wild Cherry Pepsi? Certainly not I.
In conclusion, today's meal made quite an impression on me and my checking account. I would do it all again in a heartbeat. But next time, I'll be sure to wear sweatpants.
Overall rating: 1 million stars
posted by fish taco @ 14:38
2 Comments:
At 3/10/2006 4:06 PM,
Fat Asian Baby said…
i was unaware there was an applebees on the island. i myself have been dying to go to red lobster, but everyone here grew up in suburban georgia and keeps trying to convince me that red lobster does not taste the way the commercials look.
At 3/10/2006 5:18 PM,
fish taco said…
There are actually 3 or 4 Applebee's in Manhattan proper. But like I said, it's really only for millionaires.
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