return of the mack
At lunch today, Skeletor revealed my humble origins in the land of miniature fairies and gumdrop forests. I should have known better than to bring my native vegeturds to work, cleverly disguised though they were in a TJ Maxx shopping bag.
I buy socks at TJ Maxx because you get the Maxx for the minimum price.
Dave the Irrational Sandwich Guy provided me with a heaping plate of beef chili and rice. While not worth mentioning to the unicorns back home, the $3.52 price tag for all that grease was unbeatable.
I give this lunch two stars.
A vegeturd:
I buy socks at TJ Maxx because you get the Maxx for the minimum price.
Dave the Irrational Sandwich Guy provided me with a heaping plate of beef chili and rice. While not worth mentioning to the unicorns back home, the $3.52 price tag for all that grease was unbeatable.
I give this lunch two stars.
A vegeturd:
posted by Anonymous @ 13:47
2 Comments:
At 2/02/2006 1:59 PM,
fish taco said…
I had the processed and fried version of your vegeturd. I think from now on I am only eating potato chips. I realized I am only truely happy whilst eating potato chips. Potato Chips!
At 2/02/2006 2:15 PM,
the_management said…
No wonder you have that svelte figure... you only eat imaginary foods!
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