spare me

Let's just say that today's lunch was a complete debacle. On the menu today: BBQ pork spare ribs and mac and cheese. Sounds delicious right? Wrong. Let's just say that about 2 1/2 minutes into my meal I had to give up and just cover it with napkins. Not even the macaroni and cheese could salvage this lunch. Ellen kept lifting the napkins looking for a little snack and came upon something that looked like a tooth. The only good part about this lunch was when Jason shot chicken soup out of his nose.

Overall rating: 1/2 star