Who do I have to fuck to get a turkey sandwich around here?

Today for lunch I had a turkey sandwich on white toast with american chesse, lettuce, mayonnaise and mustard. Accompanying my meal was a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. David, the crazy sandwich guy, forgot to put turkey in my sandwich. What a jackass. I know he did it on purpose. So I sent it back.
After I covered my sandwich with black pepper I was all set and it turned out to be quite delicious. We were once again joined by Jesse and egg salad made a special guest appearance. The soaking wet panties team were united as one.

Overall rating: 2 1/2 stars