i don't want none unless you got buns, hon!

Dave the Irrational Sandwich Guy failed to bring his “A” game today. I ordered a turkey sandwich on a roll with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, mustard and mayonnaise. Simple right? Wrong! Dave neglected to cut the roll down the middle, which led to phantom roll on one side. Under these conditions, there was simply no way for me to save one side of roll and some cheese to create a delicious dessert sandwich. I had to eat Gael’s meatball for dessert while Jason stared at me. Jason is creepy.

Perhaps I should just be grateful that there was turkey in my turkey sandwich.

I begrudgingly give this lunch 1.5 stars.

My best friend: