i did the mash

Today at lunch, I postponed my plan to try the Skeletor Bacon Grilled Cheese in favor of roast turkey and mashed potatoes. I’ve always been afraid of ordering cafeteria mashed potatoes but Gael held my hand and I made it to the register. Thanks, Gael.

For dessert I scavenged Lauren’s lemon pound cake, which I polished off as though I hadn’t actually consumed three distinct dinners last night.

This lunch had three-star potential, but regrettably the Staff Caff served up booger gravy, which was both visually and texturally unappealing. 2.5 stars.