a call to arms

Oh Soaking Wet Panties, like the girl who shares my name on America's Next Top Model, I am confused. Not about my Asian heritage and identity, but about this whole "lunch" thing. You see, rarely do I consume a meal which would be traditionally considered lunch. Is lunch simply the second meal of the day? Does it have to occur during daylight? What IS lunch?? Well according to dictionary.com, lunch is a meal eaten in midday. So I suppose, by that logic, that for lunch yesterday I had my Staff Caff standard, a turkey sandwich on seven grain with swiss, lettuce, tomato, and mustard. It was good, but I was a little dismayed by the lack of the fatty gelatinous rind on the Caff turkey to which I'd become so accustomed. Incidentally, this meal was, according to dictionary.com, also my breakfast. And my second meal of the day, sushi at 7 p.m., certainly qualified as a "main meal" and thus would be dinner, but then so does my third meal of Korean BBQ at midnight. And let's not even talk about "brunch"... I think all these meal terms are highly discriminatory against those with irregular schedules and/or temporary lack of employment and should be eliminated from the lexicon.

Two stars, I guess.

Gina from America's Next Top Model claims her favorite food is pasta. Does she know you're actually supposed to put it in your mouth and then swallow it?